popfreakinpunk:

was this movie even real


freecie1:

when ur crush asks u who ur crush is 

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trans-par-en-t:

transparent xx


Pros and Cons of Houses

lbardugo:

sashaforthewin:

timelordparadise:

squirrelofwednesday:

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Con:

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Pro:

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Con:

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Pro:

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Con:

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Pro:

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Con:

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HOW IS EVIL LAUGHTER A CON

Exactly, welcome to Slytherin

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Oh, tumblr, with your perfect timing.


feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else



darkchocolateandtea:

Me as a villian


bootyexpress:

maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

that baby could’ve really hit his head on the table though


bifurs:

Me: [ENJOYS MOVIE]

Other person: But I hated how-

Me: [ENJOYS MOVIE LOUDER]


Finding Australians is fairly easy. Just ask them one question:

merlin-the-last-dragon-lord:

leela-summers:

sursumursa:

thecharliecharmander:

allhailthemightydoge:

milokerrigan:

Have you ever

ever felt like this?

WHEN STRANGE THINGS HAPPEN

ARE WE GOING ‘ROUND THE TWIST?

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Works on Brits of a certain age too.

MAN, that show was WEIRD.

NOW HAVE YOU HEARD THE WORD
ABOUT THE BIRD AND THE SPIDER
THAT WRIGGLED AND WRIGGLED
AND JIGGLED INSIDE HER

WHEN YOU GO ROUND THE TWIST 


spermbanker:

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….


steeverogers:

I love Clint Barton because he’s the kind of guy who would ask if he could get an Avengers discount at Starbucks


chardonnaymami:

Attitude goals: Rihanna
Ass shaking goals: Rihanna
Style goals: Rihanna
Sexiness goals: Rihanna
Makeup goals: Rihanna
Pussy pat goals: Rihanna
Wife goals: Rihanna
Life goals: Rihanna